i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Dick very happy bro
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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