dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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