I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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