I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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