I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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