DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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