Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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