her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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