Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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