is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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