Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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