im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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