is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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