let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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