How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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