Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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