So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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