According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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