Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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