Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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