i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
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know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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