420 ftw
My first STD was from a foam party
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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