I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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