CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Oh god it's open bar.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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