I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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