very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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