I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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