question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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