no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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