my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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