It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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