I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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