Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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