is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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