He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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