it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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