didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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