i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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