At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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