is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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