my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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