it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
The Olympian is in my bed
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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