do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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