Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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