just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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