in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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