help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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