I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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