You made me cry and you don't even care
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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