Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Found the puke drawer
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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